But wasn’t sure if I should. Each spoonful of sweet, creamy, cookies and creaminess tastes more delicious than the last. A bad week. Until an odd time, like 4:45 p.m., rolls around. An entire pint in the course of the day. I spread it out over a full day. Direct spoon to pint contact is the only way. I love this ice cream! Whatever the reason might be to do what you’re about to do, you have one. Not all at once. “That’s a lot of health,” you think to yourself, as you stand somewhere between the frozen fish and packaged lunch meats. It might be the first time in my life that I didn’t throw myself under the bus for eating an ENTIRE Pint of ice cream. Back in the 90's I developed the habit of finishing every single day with a pint of Ben & Jerry's. You go in for the kill with a spoon. You sit there for a moment, becoming frighteningly aware of your situation. One ice cream topped out at 1,320 calories for the entire pint. You commit, browsing all the offerings slowly, with purpose. I laughed at myself, instead of throwing guilt at myself. Gelato could be good, but then again, it might be too light for the heaviness you’re feeling (both in and around your gut, but also in your chest). You got fired. That shit’ll come back to haunt you and is far too easy. Plump, thin, chunky and in between. Or even a Wednesday. He concurred with that assessment for his own eating habits. A piece reflecting your journey from despair to temporary, indulgent happiness. You skip over the ice cream bars–they’re child’s play, and you need the real deal. It was a routine grocery store run, just like any other. You do need carbs for energy, but you should be getting them … She and I were both into food as our addiction. Yesterday I admit I ate an entire pint of this friggin amaaaazing ‘BROWN BUTTER BOURBON ICECREAM’. You really didn’t mean for it to happen. by Emma G May 13, 2014. and I am still able to write my daily story. My mom dragged me to Overeaters Anonymous meetings. Then I felt guilty as shit about it. A sampling of some weird looking health bar? That was the plan. You’re wrapped like a burrito in your favorite blanket, which is most likely covered in a mixture of alcohol stains and human stains. And you’re sticking to it. WOOHOO! I recall I would binge all the time. Two tastes. You smirk–you’ve made it. You’re on your couch. It had chocolate chunks and caramel mixed in too. hehe. You see the bottom of the container, in all its white glory. You need the real deal. So many sizes in my 57 years of life. Suddenly, you’re halfway through so you pause briefly. I’d love to go a full year without any guilt . This was the first time I’ve done this in 57 years. You suffer from seasonal depression. I like to cook an entire bag and put them in a popcorn bowl. I realize now that I never ONCE ate anything without guilt. This pint and you. You quit. Then when I got back from school I finished off the whole carton of the ice cream as well as eat a spoonful of the Coffee flavored ice cream as well. Just to see…”. You’re sure you’ll invite it to hang out at some point tonight, but right now’s not the time. “Parks and Recreation” reruns keep you company via Netflix in the background. The last bite swallowed, you decide to add insult to injury by desperately scraping up the remaining juices of liquid ‘scream that flow around the bottom of the container like tiny rivers of delicious sustenance. Not just any pint–you get the kind of pint that involves the flavor you secretly have wet dreams about almost every single night. Produce that will go bad in a few days, but that you’ll make a gallant effort to use? 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